Coronavirus: Ready for movies ?
A conspiracy theory
Warning: This article is intended to be comedic and does not reflect the position of the author towards the severe ailments caused by the Coronavirus.
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News as well as rumors about the develpoments, infections and cures of the Coronavirus are spreading like wildfires. The Coronavirus is not a bacterial infection and thus cannot be cured by antibiotics. Infected people are originally those who have consumed bats. Yet another wild animal that is sold as food.
So what is the news ? The latest: an elderly Chinese man has apparently discovered an effective cure against the Coronavirus. Boiling kilos of garlic cloves in water and drinking it should relieve the ailment. Garlic, the infamous protector against Vampires; Bats.
Which brings us to a hypothesis: A Vampire apocalypse is happening now.
Actually rivaled with these blood sucking animals, vampires have managed to introduce bats to human diet. It’s a win win situation for them vampires; on one hand they profit because no more blood sucking creatures will threaten the already scarce and precious reserves of blood on this planet. And on the other hand humans get to eat and thus provide more deliciousness and well nutrition to vampires. So slowly but surely the vampire community will rise after years and years, centuries upon centuries, of living in the shadows. They too want to see some sun, get some vitamin D for their bones. It is only because they have been forced to survive in the darkest corners of the world that they have turned allergic to sunlight and so prone to sunburns. Imagine how drastically climate change, the holes in the ozone layer and the rising temperatures in summer will affect this minority ?
Vampires will get extinct if equally drastic change is not taken. Vampires have layed low and fed quietly on fauna but now they are facing a danger of dying out. Never mind the danger of starving out, also due to the climate crisis. Don’t you see ? We are threatening not only every creature on this planet but everything different and magical that makes our earth so habitable on a daily basis as well. So now vampires have taken measures into their own hands. They are planning to take over positions of power worldwide to actually take action against climate change and corrupt regimes for the sake of their people and us too, a collateral.
And if this is all too wild for you, just ask the Internet.
You actually got a point there! I have never thought about Vampires being involved in everything but now that you mention it...
ReplyDeleteThat os an actual plot twist to all the vamp movies. Maybe Edward Cullen didn't kill to eat but to erase all human beings that were for climate change and has now seen the opportunity to connect to other vampires around the world because they found a way of erasing more people at once...
It is a shame to watch vampires die!
Yours sincerely,
Linda